May 2013
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
iceinherheart-kissonherlips:
in other news, it’s been a week and I am still not over the finale
Reason #37163 why Harry is not in Ravenclaw
Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum...
Harry: What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
WHAT IN THE BLOODY FUCK DO YOU THINK HE'S TRYING TO DO?
Dear Percy Jackson fandom,
melody-of-the-sea:
mrscalypsojackson:
god-alert:
thedemigodsinthebluepolicebox:
We need to remain calm in times of crisis, not theorize the deaths of every single character in the series.
NOW YOU’VE GOT THEM RELIED UP!
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
leandraholmes:
“Moon Moon, don’t howl out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole pack.”
THAT’S IT WE FOUND IT
SHERLOCK IS AN OTTER
JAWN IS A HEDGEHOG
AND ANDERSON IS FUCKING MOONMOON
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
louderdecibelle:
koizumim:
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
#spoilers: its because its bullshit
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
pizzaforpresident:
I wish we had tumblr yearbooks
corgay:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
oh my fucking god
wellisnthatwizard:
I’M JUST SHOUTING TO EMPHASIZE MY POINT BUT I THINK THAT THE WHOVIANS SHOULD ALL MAKE A PACT THAT IF JOHN HURT TURNS OUT TO BE A LOST REGENERATION WE REFER TO HIM AS A LOST REGENERATION
THE DOCTORS ALL KEEP THEIR NAMES, NINE STAYS NINE, TEN STAYS TEN, TENTOO STAYS TENTOO (HE WAS TECHNICALLY AN ELEVENTH REGENERATION ANYWAY) AND ELEVEN STAYS ELEVEN
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO CHANGE
...
people-should-all-be-onions:
mydarlingangelgabriel:
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post
Jace proposing the Will Herondale way
Jace: Of course you can have a true Shadowhunter name. You can have mine.
Clary: ...Which one?
angrynerdyblogger:
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
flandusdestiel:
gothgirlsonly:
everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
i have seen a new world
