rick riordan:
i will give you an otp and i will make them argue but they will slowly come to like, even love, each other and then i will make you all think that they've got their happy ending but THEY HAVEN'T. i will made half of the otp go missing and lose his memories. and then i will write a happy reunion to shut all the fangirls up and then i will throw them into the depths of hell
pjo fandom:
can u not
Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHTThey’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Fair enough’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’
‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’
‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’
‘Potter, you-‘
‘My father’s going to hear about this’
That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy
if this is not one of the best headlines you have ever seen then i am v sorry but i can not help you
this woman had her sidewalk stolen
a slab of concrete
was stolen
2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk
this is why her and martin were meant to be
Do they think we’re stupid and missed that detail or something I MEAN LOOK AT MY FREAKING URL.
do u ever wonder like
where did we all come from
how did we all find tumblr
how did i get here
where did we come from where did we go??
where did we come from cotton eyed joe
